Childhood Recollections
Posted on April 11, 2010 with 1 comment
When I was a child I used to wet my bed, and quite often when I did, I always dreamed that I was pissing against the root of a tree, and it seemed so real until i'd wake up to find that I had already wet the bed. So now when I have a piss in the nature, and I hold onto a tree, I always assure myself with these words; “this is reality, as I feel the cool breeze blowing on my face, the birds whistling above me, and the sun shining brightly. One day as I was pissing against a tree reciting the words that “ this is reality and that this could never be a dream, I looked down realizing that I was pissing all over my jumper, which had fallen from around my waist, and then I said; “Oh shit!